This may be the perfect dog: it's fake. It doesn't have to eat or go for walks. You don't have to buy it dog toys or treats or take it to the vet. It's waterproof, too. It just stands there with that weird, expecting look and playful smile for all eternity. Eternity. Wait, that's not any fun. It is definitely not the perfect dog.The fake, plastic people surrounding it? Well, on the other hand - those are perfect people: at least you know they aren't real, they don't talk, and they listen to everything you have to say!
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